Actually, the geniuses who seem overeager for the world to end were wrong. The Mayans never predicted that the world would end yesterday. Like so many other things, some jerk made that up. And a bunch of you fell for it.
Not that it’ll make any difference. Cash money says someone will come up with an explanation for this failure of nonexistent prophecy by inventing some new date based on the Mayan calendar and claiming that was the real date all along. Millions eager to see the world end will believe them.
Why? Because people are smart. [Irony detected.]
I wonder how many went nuts last night and sold all their stuff or drank themselves into needing a new liver?
Don’t be that kind of smart, kids. Please.
You should have been getting laid. Amateurs. Learn from your mistakes!
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