Guess What The Society’s Latest Trainwreck Is All About? (HINT: Apparently Deaf People Shouldn’t Masturbate.)

Dude trapped in a box.

Either the Society wants you to know that only deaf people can prevent masturbation or this guy is trapped in an invisible box.

Yeah, you thought the Society’s use of “mentally diseased” to describe apostates 1 showed poor judgment. Then they came out with that video about Sparlock and suddenly, the Governing Body’s lack of judgment went viral! Surely they’ve learned the error of their ways by now, right?


BEHOLD! The Atheist Geek brings you the awesomest, bestest, most fantastic example of Watchtower goofiness yet. Are you sitting down? Probably. You might want to lay down to avoid falling out of your chair for this one, though. Get it while it’s still available!

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  1. Unless you still believe in their “truth” and their organization, you’re one!

Interview With “Truth Be Told” Creator, Gregorio Smith

A picture of Watchtower Headquarters in black, white, and red.I have been advocating Gregorio Smith‘s Truth Be Told documentary about ex-Jehovah’s Witnesses since I first heard about it from a member of the production staff. So I was very excited when Gregorio emailed me with more information a few weeks ago. He even agreed to give me an interview.

If you’re looking forward to the documentary as much as I am and want to find out more about Truth Be Told, here’s a good place to start. If there are other questions you’d like me to ask Gregorio Smith, I will try to pass them along. (Just remember, he’s a really busy guy.)

Here’s a comment about the documentary from its creator that I thought was worth sharing. Especially in light of any criticism that may follow from the Society or Jehovah’s Witnesses.

Per the official synopsis, TRUTH BE TOLD is not an indictment of religion but rather a retrospective. The purpose of the movie is to provide a comprehensive forum for anyone that has a story to share – to start a new conversation intended to heal, not hurt. And while the ultimate product may not be even-handed, it will be honest.

Thank you for taking the time to read this.

Gregorio Smith

Director – Truth Be Told

I’m sure many of you were wondering if Gregorio had any personal experience as one of Jehovah’s Witnesses, or if he was coming at this completely from the outside. I asked him some questions about his background, and he was very open in providing details.

The interview follows.

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Was The Sparlock Video Really Made By The Watchtower Society?

Kingdom Hall announces talk on SparlockSince I first posted my article about Sparlock the Warrior Wizard, I have seen several attempts by Jehovah’s Witnesses to declare the video an apostate (or atheist) trick. There’s even an image of these conversations on YouTube for posterity. Well, I felt it necessary to issue a response on behalf of myself and other ex-Witnesses who have adopted Sparlock as our new mascot.

For those who doubt that the Sparlock video is the real deal, I offer the following incontrovertible proof.

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EVENT: Occupy Sparlock On June 22nd

Sparlock the Warrior WizardFor those who haven’t heard, a Facebook group called Occupy Sparlock is asking everyone to consider joining their cause. What is the group about?

Here’s a description from the page. Note that The Broad Road is behind this one.

My bad. They tell me that Dave Fite started it. I was made aware of the group by The Broad Road and thought it was his baby. Sorry Dave.



Just to be clear about our purpose: We are sharing the Caleb and Sparlock on Friday June 22nd to help raise awareness for the abuse the Watchtower Society afflicts on children every day. I will make a link with a brief message you can change if you want on the 21st, and then we all post the video with a message attached on our walls on the 22nd. The idea will be to get other people who are not ex-Witnesses to become aware of this video, most people outside of our community have not seen this video. 

For those who don’t know the back story, this video was created for Jehovah’s Witnesses by the Watchtower Society with the intent for use on very young children. The video is clearly psychologically abusive. It garnered outrage on reddit and was briefly on the front page. It began to explode on Youtube, and the Watchtower was forced to get the video taken down by filing a copyright infringement claim (on free material). We cannot let the Watchtower win this battle.

It’s pretty clear that the Watchtower is on the ropes. People are leaving in droves. This our punch back into their gut. 

Here is a mirror of the video. Please don’t share it a lot before the post date, otherwise the society may find a way to take it down to, and I’m not aware of any other links right now.

100 PEOPLE SUNDAY 5/3/12!!!! 

This event is being carried out in coordination with Occupy Sparlock. Please visit their page as well:

Look at what small amounts of people can do to get major media attention for a cause. The Occupy movement is a great example of that. And what better reason to protest do exJWs have than for what this horrible cult has done to them and their families? 
Let’s Occupy Sparlock!

We propose that we gather in masses to make as much noise legally as we can, to get the major media’s attention directed at this cult. Here are some ideas for doing this:

• Make banners, flyers, bandit signs, etc. and post them around every kingdom hall we can before the District Convention to give major attention to that video before the sheeple see it. This way when they do, they will pay special attention to it to see why we are making such a ruckus. It can be as simple as a printed 8×11 printed paper stapled to an electric pole near a KH with anything announcing Sparlock is coming! You can download or add new printable media for this to the Occupy Sparlock group found here (you can log in with your FB account):
We can also continue to post them after the DC with messages such as “Sparlock Lives”, “I’m not evil, I’m just a TOY!”, and “Save Sparlock!”

• Print up fake Sparlock movie tickets (such as those provided by Steven Unthank) to pass out to JWs in parking lots.

• Now for the craziest idea of all, something I have wanted to do for a long time… We could print small cards or the fake movie tickets or otherwise, go to assemblies stealthy like at lunch time when everyone is walking around, and toss a ton of said papers into the air and leave. JWs of all types would be picking them up to see what just happened. It’s a public event; it’s a simple protest as is done in Washington all the time. – An alternative for those who don’t want to be so flamboyant; you could instead walk around and stealthy place cards all around the convention, just leave them laying around here and there (and everywhere.). Bathroom stalls/sinks, in seats, near water fountains, on the floor here and there, etc. Perhaps even make a half dozen *different* cards, directing people to different sites. Have one for JW facts, one for the JWR forums, one for, one for Silent Lambs, hell maybe even one for Blood Witness. This will have a double effect. When a doubter sees one, and then sees another, they will go on a scavenger hunt to find more. When a True Believer finds the second one, aimed at another site, they’ll panic, thinking they’re being infiltrated by dozens of apostates. 

• Everything mentioned above should have links to exJW websites where they can learn more about our cause. Because there are so many sites and likely disagreements on which sites should be on them, there is no reason they couldn’t be different sites. So long as the movement is unified.

Now here’s the biggest problem with this whole idea; in order for it to work we need tons of real people really willing to work together on this. I have found that getting exJWs to do more than post on Facebook towards a single cause is like herding cats. To overcome this, we simply need to get enough of us talking about it to make the rest take it seriously. And exJWs are all split up across many different sites, so we need to spread the word everywhere so we can all work together! 

The impact would surely make news when it is happening on a huge scale. And the JWs will have a huge surprise when they get to their District conventions which start on the 22nd of this month. 
We are open to more ideas and media for this, so please get involved!


* We have a ZERO violence policy that we will all work towards together. Violence or attacks on JW rank and file will not be tolerated. We are out to wake up the media and the JW people, NOT to attack them! Avoid illegal activity as well.

** Here is also a great way to really make an impact about Sparlock to any active JWs you personally have contact with:

*** Some have talked about picketing outside of the conventions, but that is NOT what this movement is about. That being said, those who chose to do should know that you need to be kind to get any traction. We do not condone yelling out foul things or being an ass in general.

****This is not a political movement or discussion, take it elsewhere.

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Basically, if you’re an activist who wants to stick it to the man, here’s an opportunity to do just that. But I would like to offer some advice of my own.

Use this, Sparlock, and other recent events as an opportunity to raise awareness among non-Witnesses (or so-called “worldly people”) that the Watchtower Society isn’t necessarily what it appears to be. Use it to poke the conscience of active Witnesses, either as a call for change, or simply to encourage people to leave the organization if it refuses to grow up. That’s one of the reasons why I left, in fact. Don’t be afraid to take advantage of any upcoming opportunities to raise awareness as well.

But don’t simply use this as a way to strike back at a group that hurt you. Don’t use it as an excuse to picket your old Kingdom Hall unless you know that abuse of this sort has been going on there. In fact, it might be better to simply stick flyers up in the area for everyone, including the local Witnesses, to see. That’s the sort of thing that raises awareness. A demonstration that gets their attention without threatening them physically will go a lot further than anything else you might do. And as the description above says, do not resort to any form of physical violence. At best, that will only backfire in oh so many ways.

Don’t do anything that will chase local Witnesses scrambling ever deeper into the organization’s loving embrace. Don’t do anything that will reaffirm their assumptions about us. In other words, don’t act like a crazy person with an axe to grind. Bad behavior just makes all ex-Witnesses look bad and that undermines our credibility. Worst of all, it will arm the Society with ammunition they can fire back at us. That’s right: behaving badly will only make us look bad in the media for all to see. Don’t help the Society remain as it is. Help it to change or to go away.

Don’t make this about lashing out. Be smart. Don’t blow this opportunity.

As The Broad Road said on Facebook: ‎”I don’t think full scale protesting outside of a convention is the answer.” – And it clearly says that in the Occupy Sparlock doc, we are in total agreement. None of us are advocating picketing. I like to call it protesting like ninjas! 🙂

Good luck.