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Humor For Ex-Jehovah's Witnesses:
Top 10 Reasons The Elders Haven't Seen You At The Kingdom Hall
Note that "reasons" is just a euphemism for "excuses."
11/27/071. You were out in field service when a band of rogue Mormons hung you up a flag pole by your underwear. They left you flapping there for weeks. (This is what you get from people who won't drink coffee in the morning. Sad really)
More at the link...
Humor For Ex-Jehovah's Witnesses:
How To Spot One Of Jehovah's Witnesses (A Guide For Government Employees)
11/23/07
Yes, the Watchtower Society has long taught Jehovah's Witnesses that the governments will soon clamp down on all religions worldwide. Soon as they all bow to the United Nations and form one super world government, that is. Which could be any day now. (It's a complicated prophecy, okay?) Being the one and only *True Religion (*trademark) Jehovah's Witnesses will be the last of the hold outs, surely destined to be hunted down like squirrels at a nut factory. (Don't think too hard about that last part)
Actually, I prefer to imagine a future Earth like you'd see in the old X-Men comic books where telepathic mutants are brainwashed, then used to hunt down their own kind. Gigantic robot Sentinels roam the Earth like the Titans of ancient myth. And all the while, the heroes never, ever curse, because that would make their creator's cry.
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Humor For Ex-Jehovah's Witnesses:
Top 10 Signs Your Judicial Hearing Won't Be Going So Well
11/14/07
1. You walk in right as the Elders set that effigy they made of you blazing.
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What does the Atheist Geek really look like?
Yep. That's me all right. Would I lie?
Gird your loins for Uncyclopedia hilarity! I'll find something funny on their site for you right here every gosh darn Friday!
Behold! The Atheist Geek brings you... Pornogrophy!!
The one force great enough to keep me from going totally insane. (Sorry God.)
Pitifully inaccurate Conservapedia entries will be posted whenever the heck I feel like it.
Today, the internet's most unbiased encyclopedia brings you ... wait for it ... Evolutionism!
The CreationWiki actually has an entry on the decline of atheism for some reason. I don't know if the CreationWiki will be a regular feature at AGN or not, but this might be worth a look.
So Who Am I Proposing To Now?
Bionic Woman may not be your favorite show, but I have three words for you: Big. British. Boobies. 'nuff said.
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