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Blog Of Darkness: Satan Speaks!

Booga-booga-booga-booga-scary-scary-scary-booga-booga-booga!

Hi kids! Listen. I've been sensing AG's growing disappointment at the lack of updates to the Blog of the Gods web site and everything, so I thought I'd cheer him up by offering my services as a "guest blogger" or whatever you crazy kids like to call it. It scared the hell out of him when he woke up and saw my smiling face this morning! But I am Satan, after all. That is the sort of thing that your old pal Satan is known for, which brings me to the point of my first post.

I'll be the first to admit that I've done some bad stuff. I've invented everything from E.D. to breast reduction surgery. I'm even working on a spec script for the next Dukes of Hazzard film just to get under people's skin. But it's nothing personal, folks. I only do it for the kicks.

So uncle Satan wants you to stop blaming him for all the really bad stuff that goes on out there. Things like crazy televangelists who won't stay out of politics, or electing George W. Bush as your President. These are all just waaaay beyond my powers of evil!

Only lots and lots of stupid people working together could pull some s**t like that! Know what I mean? Of course you do. You're living it every stinking day. Heh heh, you crazy kids. Ya know I love ya!

On the other hand, I have done some good things. I'm the reason that certain lady parts are where they are for all the world to see. God wanted to hide'em to avoid temptation, but I said no way! I also invented a cure for world hunger, though I haven't told anyone what it is yet. (Shhhh! I'm such a stinker) And not everyone hated the Matrix sequels! I didn't have anything to do with the first movie, but you know how it is.

So maybe I'm not the greatest. But I ain't the worst, either. Now stop blaming me for everything already and take some responsibility for yourselves! I may be the father of lies, but I still have feelings. Sometimes even I need a hug.

Oh, and don't let my picture throw you. I had just got back from the Flying Spaghetti Monster convention when Beelzebub took my photo! Heh heh. Real kidder that one. He's dead now, but he'll come back. They always do.

Oh, and while I'm here, did you know that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one, true god of gods? Oh it's true! I have lots of books with pictures in them. That's proof enough for me. Why not visit your local Pasta Hall for more details? No? Well, I'll be back once you've changed your mind. (Don't make me destroy you)

All shall praise His Noodly Appendage! Why not let it touch you, too? You'll be glad it did.

-Satan The Devil-
Huggable father of lies
Devoted Pastafarian

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Yep. That's me all right. Would I lie?

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The one force great enough to keep me from going totally insane. (Sorry God.)

Today, the internet's most unbiased encyclopedia brings you ... wait for it ... Evolutionism!

The CreationWiki actually has an entry on the decline of atheism for some reason. I don't know if the CreationWiki will be a regular feature at AGN or not, but this might be worth a look.

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Bionic Woman may not be your favorite show, but I have three words for you: Big. British. Boobies. 'nuff said.

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