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Boy, that master is almost as elusive as Robert Denby!
Blog Of Darkness: Farewell to The Master



Hey there kids. Uncle Satan here. I know it's been a while, but I've been working on "The Golden Compass." Now that the movie is about to hit theaters nationwide (and all the uber-Christians are ready to start protesting) my work is finally done. Now I can do whatever the hell I want for at least a month and nobody'll even notice. God, I love my job. But not half as much as today's hero.

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Ni picture? Maybe Sauron found the One Ring after all!
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One ring to rule them all! One ring to bring them all to my title match! I, Sauron, shall destroy all who... Oh. It's you. I suppose you were expecting a huge flaming eyeball or something. Well, I've moved on. Okay? The past is in the past, just like all my many failures. Everyone deserves a second chance. My lifecoach says so, and so it must be.

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Satan is hot, baby!
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Satan Speaks!



Hi kids! Listen. I've been sensing AG's growing disappointment at the lack of updates to the Blog of the Gods web site and everything, so I thought I'd cheer him up by offering my services as a "guest blogger" or whatever you crazy kids like to call it. It scared the hell out of him when he woke up and saw my smiling face this morning! But I am Satan, after all. That is the sort of thing that your old pal Satan is known for, which brings me to the point of my first post.

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