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The Really Real, Totally True Biography Of The Atheist Geek #7
10/23/07
The Atheist Geek is the result of an experiment to splice the DNA of Elvis with that of Abraham Lincoln. Believe it when I say that no one really knows why. But whatever their true goal might have been, the Atheist Geek was soon taken into custody as a ward of the state. Thus sentenced to a childhood spent in the warm glow of a foster home, the Atheist Geek was exposed to a variety of religions. He thought they were all hilarious. He was surprisingly unpopular with pretty much everybody. Finally, he ran away and went to live with a band of gypsies with a disturbing love of karaoke. (I don't get Elvis or karaoke in real life, so they both seem kinda weird to me) The part about the gypsies may explain why he wears so many beads.
NOTE: I'm going to have to keep it short and simple this week. I'm having a bad bout with the migraines for nearly a month now and spending time on the computer seems to make them worse. This week has been especially bad. As a geek, forcing me off the computer is pretty much cruel and unusual punishment. Anyway, sorry about that. I have big plan that will have to continue to wait.
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What does the Atheist Geek really look like?
Yep. That's me all right. Would I lie?
Gird your loins for Uncyclopedia hilarity! I'll find something funny on their site for you right here every gosh darn Friday!
Behold! The Atheist Geek brings you... Pornogrophy!!
The one force great enough to keep me from going totally insane. (Sorry God.)
Pitifully inaccurate Conservapedia entries will be posted whenever the heck I feel like it.
Today, the internet's most unbiased encyclopedia brings you ... wait for it ... Evolutionism!
The CreationWiki actually has an entry on the decline of atheism for some reason. I don't know if the CreationWiki will be a regular feature at AGN or not, but this might be worth a look.
So Who Am I Proposing To Now?
Bionic Woman may not be your favorite show, but I have three words for you: Big. British. Boobies. 'nuff said.
And now, the Atheist Geek brings you...
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